Birthday gift

Looking for a hotel or partywhere I can bring my partner and a female friend to enjoy her birthday party. Never been to club before but want a relaxed night or maybe private party where we are invited..
All normal working people who can say No as well as Fck off.
Not into pain bondagein less we know you and no heavy gimp masks required.
Just a warm social relaxed night with smart clean and good looking people..
Midlands based but may travel.. stop over would be most appreciated...
Charlie would want to come along too!! ;-)
Anybody help or advise..
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