Squirting, face sitting and watersports

HELP, is their any ladies out there who would like to cum and sit on my face, so i can push my tongue deep inside your pussy, would love to lick suck and kiss your pussy until you squirted all over my face and in my mouth, love the taste of female cum, yummy, would love to be pissed on by a girl or group of girls, would even let you piss in my mouth, would also piss on you, if you wanted it and cover you in hot sticky cum, him, yum, yum. If this is your thing, get back to me, and I will reply to you ASAP, with more details xxx