Watersports andor creampies in Northern Ireland

I'm a 45 year old guy living in Northern Ireland and I'd like to find like minded people to indulge my 2 favourite sexual activities. Firstly, I'd like to meet a woman (or women!) who would be willing to piss into my mouth for me to drink, and secondly, I'd be keen to meet a couple who would let me eat their creampie after they've had sex. I'm sure there must be a guy out there who'd enjoy watching me eating his cum out of his partners freshly fucked pussy.
If you'd like to indulge me in either or both of my fetishes then drop me a line. I'd love to hear from you.