Shiny, slidy things

I'm seriously turned on by lycra and spandex, for two reasons. Firstly it is very forgiving of bodies that are getting older. It can squeeze in the right places, smooth over the wrinkles, hide the blotches, and transform any woman into a brain blastingly sexy goddess.

Secondly it feels good, both to wear and to feel someone else wearing. I've just once made love to a girl who was wearing a crotchless body stocking and it took my mind away.

Taking it off can be fun as well. I have a very wonderful memory of taking a gorgeous redhead who was wearing a green swimsuit into a shower, and under the warm spray slowly sliding it off her.

Fill in the rest for yourselves...