Greasy Spoon

Stands and me stopped at a layby cafe the other day to grab something to eat on the way to Leicester. The lady serving walked from behind the caravan with a calor gas cylinder under each arm and a roll up cigarette hanging out of her mouth and growled "I wont be a minute....just changing the gas"
I took the opportunity to peruse the menu and decided to get myself a jumbo hotdog and stands a double cheeseburger.
When the lad returned I placed my order. She took a couple of burgers from the freezer and slapped one under each arm. There was so much arm pit hair it looked like she had Rookie in a head lock!
"What the hell are you doing?" stands yelled at her
"The burgers are frozen and i need to defrost them" she snarled
I shook my head in disbelief and said "Cancel my fuckin hotdog then"
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