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Stands and myself took my nephew to the zoo last week. The little chap was so keen to see the elephants and dragged us straight to them.
When we arrived the Bull elephant had cracked a fatty down to the floor. Sensing the obvious question Stands walked away to the other side of the elephant pit but the little fella followed her and asked "Auntie Stands...What's that?" pointing at the elephants boner
"Oh its nothing" she replied
Sensing a fob off the nephew ran round to me and asked "Uncle Don...whats that?"
"Thats the elephants penis and it has an erection" I answered
"But Auntie Stands said its nothing" he declared
"Ah well son" I answered with a wink "Auntie Stands is spoilt"
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Re: spoilt

You wish mate lol

Re: spoilt

Its true!! Remeber at your social when Boobalickus said I looked like a young David? Well she was staring at me groin at the time
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