Alex Ferguson was stumped for how to match chelsea so he phoned his old adversary Arsene Wenger and asked how Arsenal did training.
Wenger asked him over to watch and so Ferguson went.
As he watched a session he saw the coach call star striker Denis Bergkamp over an ask him "I am my father's only brother's only nephew... who am I?"
Bergkamp answered in a flash "Me"
Wenger congratulated him then turned to Ferguson and said "It's about mental dexterity and intelligence as well as skill and stamina. Do you see?"
Ferguson nodded and the next day he called Wayne Rooney over during training and asked "I am my father's only brother's only nephew... who am I?"
Rooney stood for an hour and asked "Can i get back to you boss?"
Ferguson told him he wanted the answer the next day.
All night Rooney tossed and turned and Colleen asked what the problem was. Rooney explained and Colleen said "Phone Ronaldo and ask him. He's foreign"
Rooney leapt out of bed and phoned Ronaldo and asked the question
"The answer is Me" said Ronaldo
The next day Ferguson called Rooney over and asked "I am my father's only brother's only nephew... who am I?"
Rooney beamed with pride and said "Ronaldo!"
"You thick fucker!" screamed Ferguson "It's Denis fucking Bergkamp!"
