A teacher asked a class who had a story with a moral attached.
little Toby raised his hand and knowing what a problem he was the teacher reluctantly agreed to here his example.
"My Grandad was in world war 2 and he found himself cut off and all alone in a trench with just his hip flask of whisky, a rifle and 2 rounds of ammunition. The Germans were closing in on him. He was outnumbered 650 to 1."
The teacher asked "Did he get taken prisoner?"
"No" said Toby "He then drank the contents of his hip flask then loaded the rounds into his rifle, fixed his bayonet and leapt out of the trench and charged the bastards! He took his first shot on the move and the ricochet killed 5 Germans then the second killed another 5. He bayonetted about 200 Germans then fought hand to hand with the rest, kicking, biting, punching and head butting them to death, then the last ten he pummelled to death with the empty hip flask! Then he realised he'd been shot 20 times so bandaged his own wounds and made it back to his platoon"
The teacher smiled and said "So children...the moral of that story is 'dont give up' isnt it Toby?"
Toby looked confused and said "No. Its 'dont fuck with me grandad when he's pissed up!"
