Little Red Riding Hood went for a walk in the forest one day wearing a mini-skirt and crotchless panties, so off she went singing Tra la la la la la.....
Soon she came across the Woodsman who was unsurprisingly chopping wood.
The Woodsman looked at Little Red Riding Hood in horror and said
"Little Red Riding Hood what are you doing in the woods with crotchless panties and a mini skirt on? The Wolf will surely f**k you."
"No he won't" said Little Red Riding Hood"I've got a gun." and off she went again, Tra la la la la la.....
Soon after she encountered the Big Bear. The Big Bear looked at her and said
"Little Red Riding Hood what are you doing in the woods with crotchless panties and a mini skirt on, the Wolf will surely f**k you."
"No he won't" said Little Red Riding Hood again "I've got a gun." and off she went again, Tra la la la la la la....
Then she met the snake, who slithered down and said "Little Red Riding Hood what are you doing in the woodssss with crotchlessss pantiesss and a mini ssskirt on? The wolf will ssssurely f**k you."
"No he won't" said Little Red Riding Hood, "I've got a gun."
Then the wolf appeared. "mmmm Little Red Riding Hood, what are you doing in the woods with crotchless panties and a mini skirt on? I'M GOING TO f**k YOU!"
"No you won't!" said Little Red Riding Hood pulling out her gun, "Now get down and eat me like it says in the book!"
