A swinger died and went to Satan’s Swinging Hell. Scared and feeling hard done by he told the Devil there must be a mistake and that he should be upstairs.
“We hear this a lot,” said the Devil “So what you have to do to get out of here is go into that room over there and shag the woman in it”
The man opened the door to see the ugliest woman he’d ever seen dripping in six different types of semen and riddled with pubic lice and smelling like a shit smuggler’s duffle bag.
“I can’t do it,” said the man in floods of tears.
As the Devil led him to his doom he peeped into another room and saw Donatello having sex with Angelina Jolie.
“Oi!” said the man pulling at the Devil’s cloak “What the f*ck is that all about?”
The Devil smiled and said “Angelina Jolie wants to get out too!”
