A bloke who owned a small business employed two workers, Jane and Jack. Both were good and always willing to work overtime.
The boss was looking over his accounts one day and decided that the business was not profitable enough to hire the two and he would have to lay one of them off. He was not able to decide whether to lay off Jane or Jack because both were excellent.
By the end of a week, Jane gets a terrible headache and needs to take an aspirin. She gets the pill out and walks over to the water fountain to get a drink of water.
The boss follows her to the water fountain, taps her on the shoulder and says, "Jane, I'm going to have to lay you or Jack off."
Jane responds, "Can you jack off? I have a headache."
