1:07 pm Wednesday, 7th June, 2006
A farmer buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool, chops, etc... After several weeks, he notices that none of the sheep are getting pregnant and phones a vet for help. The vet tells the farmer that he should try artificial insemination. The farmer doesn't have the slightest idea what this means but, not wanting to display his ignorance, only asks the vet how he will know when the sheep are pregnant. The vet tells him that they will stop standing around and will, instead, lay down in the grass and roll around when they are pregnant.
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7:12 pm Friday, 7th July, 2006
Re: Gotta watch out for those sheepMate......i had to score that a three cos it made stands laugh and she got it first time! |