11:06 am Tuesday, 31st January, 2017
The hot spray massaging your neck and shoulders as slick, soapy, naked bodies receive steamy caresses, while the sounds of splashing water and whimpers of passion fill your ears. Is this what comes to mind when you imagine sex in the shower? Or is it more skin squeaking across freezing cold tiles as you and your lover slip around like a pair of giraffes on roller skates until you cannot take any more soap in your eyes and abort the mission entirely?!
We'd all like to have amazing shower sex like in the movies (anybody remember the one with Sly Stallone and Sharon Stone in The Specialist? OMG!), but for most of us, this is just a fantasy. With it being Shower with a Friend Day this weekend, we thought it the perfect time to give you a few ideas on how to get the best hornfest you can during your super soakings.
Hold on Tight
If you are planning on making shower sex a habit, make sure you add a little bit of security to it. Get a high quality bath mat to avoid slipping, and suction cups specially made for bonking in the bathroom. Just stick them to your wall so there is no longer a need to rely on the erratic placement of the soap dish, the unsteadiness of the faucet and the random height of the shower head to achieve sexual satisfaction.
Fight that Friction
You probably know this, but water isn’t lubrication’s best friend (unless it’s a water-based lubricant). A steady shower stream washes away all water-based and natural lube. Less lubrication means more friction, and that means potential discomfort and perhaps even stress on your condom. Your choice solution is either water or silicone-based lubrication, which does not get rinsed away easily and is latex-compatible. Oil-based ones weaken the latex and could put holes in your condom. (This is a reminder to steer your rubber clear of Vaseline, sunscreen, massage oil and so forth.) But the best part about using lube in the shower: you and your partner are probably going to enjoy the sex more.
Like on the Discovery Channel
There are no best sex positions in the shower. What works for one may not work for another, depending on your own flexibility and the space in the bathroom. But one of the most comfortable positions under the spray is doggy style. A wet towel on the floor can also give your knees a cushioning and help avoid slipping in this position. Givers hold your receiver's hips as you're doing your thing so you can pull them towards you for even deeper penetration.
Wet and Wild Oral Sex
Oral sex is awesome in the shower too. You can drive each other totally wild and crazy with some titillating tongue action under that wash room waterfall. No more struggling to reach certain areas with the loofah - hurrah!! All the filthy fun without the aftermath. No more sheets - no more mess! Also, no more hiding! Just the two of you in all your glory, naked and wet. Yum!
The Ultimate Soap and a Grope
Getting all hot and horny in the shower is fab foreplay, but you don't have to go all the way if you would feel more comfortable elsewhere. Watch your fuckbuddy soap up those boobs or buff those buns in those yummy scented shower gels, before slathering them in body lotion and taking it to a few towels on the floor for a jolly good shagging. Feeling extra frisky? Prop your partner up on the sink or lean them over the bathtub.
Flying Solo Doesn't Have to be Squeaky Clean
If you’re all about using a sex toy in your solo time, why not incorporate it into your encounters. For extra fun and pleasure, why not invest in some waterproof toys so you can replay those sexy shower scenes in your mind whilst giving yourself a little treat or two. Stick them in a bowl filled with cool water (or consider purchasing a stainless steel or glass toy and popping it in the fridge) and leave for a little while as you enjoy a hot and steamy shower. You might think the heat has gone to our heads, but trust us on this one: When you start teasing yourself around your bone zones, you’ll get an instant erotic chill throughout your body that will send you way over the edge.
How do you feel about sex in the shower? Is it a 'Let's Go' or 'Heck No' for you? Tell us your tips and experiences here in the comments. And you don't have to keep them clean ;-)
