11:32 am Monday, 30th June, 2014
Just like with any party, there is rules you must adhere to when attending a swinger party. These rules bare some similarities to your standard party guidelines but with some differences also.
Be Polite
Here’s a no-brainer, introduce yourself to everyone, make small talk, take an interest in other people, standard stuff. This general rule extends further with swinging parties though, no matter how friendly you’re feeling an how hot you think someone is, ask before touching anyone! Ignore this and you’re likely to get yourself turfed out on your sorry butt. If someone gives you permission to have fun with them but then afterwards ask you to stop, you MUST stop. The previous admission is no longer valid and you must stop whatever you’re doing no matter how much you may be enjoying yourself. Failure to do so will most likely cause a big issue with the host and other attendees and you will find yourself banned from ever coming back. Also if someone says no it really means NO.
Reserve Your Place
There will most likely be invites sent out prior to a party, to which you much RSVP with enough notice so that the hosts can cater to the appropriate numbers and make the necessary preparations. Don’t expect to just turn up at the door and be invited in, if your name’s not on the list because you failed to RSVP then you’re unlikely to get in even if you were originally invited. Likewise if it’s a club that the event is being held at then you will usually need to make some prior contact to make sure that you will be able to get in on the night.
You’re Special
If you’re attending a soiree, it is NOT like any old party where to you can invite others along. Never hand out the address where the event will be taking place, this should always be kept secret. You’ve been privileged to have been selected as a guest to an event like this. The host hasn’t just sent out invites to any old person and so doesn’t want to see any old person other than those they wanted to be there in their party. Show your appreciation for the opportunity to be a part of your host’s fantastic do by bringing a gift. Whether that be some alcohol or something kinky, just like any average party it’s creator will greatly appreciate.
Dress Like You Mean It
If you were heading out to some glitzy star-studded club you’d dress the part wouldn’t you? This is no different, simply because it’s under someone’s roof, doesn’t mean you shouldn’t dress to really impress. Often swinger parties have some themed dress code, embrace it! Then there’s the even more obvious which you should be even more vigilant about, your personal hygiene. Think about it from the person who’s going to be having sex with you’s point of view, if there’s an overgrowth of unsightly hair or your foot’s fungal infection seems to be creeping it’s way up your entire body, chances are you’re not going to have many takers. So fresh breath, shaved, washed, groomed and primped to perfection, if you can ensure all these we’re sure you will have a fantastic time as you will have plenty of volunteers. You enjoy yourself, they do and chances are you will be invited back next time.
So, get all these things spot on and have an A star time now and over and over in the future.
