10:55 am Thursday, 27th June, 2013
Apparently 10% of the working population have got ‘up to no good’ in the office; which is why we though that if your already doing it, then it would be wrong of us not to give you any pointers. Although a risky encounter, if you have however decided to throw caution to the wind then here are 5 great ideas for your next rendezvous in the office.
Your Boss’ Desk
Naughty but hot. Our advice would be to make sure it’s your boss your actually sleeping with for this one because you risk everything if not. For this reason alone, this choice spot in the office tops the chart for riskiness.
The Boardroom Table
A nice shiny and polished boardroom table is a great place to get frisky on; especially when it’s a roomy one. For this reason alone, this spot is probably the most comfiest of places at work to have sex.
Bathroom
If you have been blessed with some plush workplace facilities then this could be a great place to get frisky in however we would not advise this if your companies hygiene standards are pretty low.
On Your Co-Workers Desk
Just like having sex on your boss’ desk, this spot is also rather risky if it’s not your co-worker that you’re sleeping us, so remember, shhhh!
Work Lift
This risky place to have sex can be done during office hours. To be safe, use our ‘sex in the work lift procedure’; check for no cameras, hit the emergency stop button, and be really, really quick.
Hopefully these naughty but fun places have given you some great ideas to spice up your next office encounter. If you have already managed to cover every corner of your office then may we suggest adding some dressing up and role play items to spice up your next session (see main article picture for suggestion).
