My day out in deepest darkest essex

Once upon a time back in the long hot summer of 2018 tho on this day the sun decided it needed a rest this not so young sweet & innocent gurl took up the invitation for a visit to deepest darkest Essex for a pool party ..she thought great needed cheering up...the drive down was great sat Nav was behaving itself until it got up to the GATE....looked at phone no signal miles from any sort of life..switched phone off & on & eventually got signal..got in contact with mein host who said shout out open sesame ..she thought WTF & didn't stoop so low ..eventually gate opened ..was operated by the host from mobile ..I drove thru gate closing behind all I could think of was jack Nicholson The shining ..as I drove I noticed the host standing at the corner of the driveway..she looked so relaxed ..I thought must have been years of practice on the streets lol...said to me just park the car there & we proceeded indoors where I was immediately offered alcohol..I thought she trying to get me drunk already .I refused & had coffee .I thought at least let me get changed first..once changed walked into the living room & sat down for a pleasant chat & inevitably coffee soon turned to alcohol..I thought she trying to take advantage of me but little had I known the Essex branch of the mosquito squad had already started ..conversation quickly turned to food & I thought omg Raymond blanc is off again thinkin food will impress me ...as shania sung that don't impress me much...we moved outside to eat a couple of morsels was all I could manage & soon went back to the drink slurp after a while was suggested by the host we moved to the pool..I thought great meet all the others ..quickly got changed into bikini looking like a beached whale but thought never mind others will be there so all in the same boat I guess....to my shock n horror got to the pool & was only me & mein host ..I thought got me here under false pretences help I thought but knew no one could hear me as miles from anywhere..I grinned & bared with the situation I found myself in ...sure she tried to drown me a couple of times but survived the ordeal......it was at this point I thought what have I let myself in for ..I was normally a good judge of character as we,d met before but I was in her garden now not knowing what to expect we moved back into the house where the drinks kept flowing..mostly in my direction ...it was then suggested we go out for a drive ..I thought OK then ...we drove out into the cornfields of Essex shredded wheat everywhere ..I thought only thing missing is milk & sugar ..we parked up & sat down on the fields took in the scenery was then I could feel these hands on my body I thought oi oi no one can here me shout here & so I thought enjoy the moment & so I did ..reluctantly ...still nervous about the fact I was bought here under false pretences ....the rain started to fall so we headed back to the car & back to her place .....drinks flowing still I watched her eat her meal thinking ya not gonna poison me ...heard about a gurl who stayed previous who got very ill..... We chatted all evening that turned to night then early hours of the morning & sleep was needed so both ended up in bed together ..only 1 bed in this place ..entrapment I call it so nervously fell asleepwas woken in the morning feeling something digging in me to the sounds of arrgh arrgh .....it was a lovely way to wake up but aargh arghhhh soon got drowned out by the sound of cough cough coming from the other room ......it was bb who'd let herself in ......even tho arrived under false pretences was a nice 24 hrs spent LIKE so xxx

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