Why do women talk so much and why do guys think so much?
Because one has two lips and one has two heads.
Why does a woman prefer an old gynecologist over a new one?
Because the old one has shaky hands.
Why does it take 100 million sperm to fertilize one egg?
Because they won’t stop to ask directions.
Remember to never answer a phone during sex, even if you hilariously answer with, ‘I can’t talk now, I’m going into a tunnel.
What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? “If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re nuts.”
What’s the best thing about gardening?
Getting down and dirty with your hoes
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