In the *Mumbai Mirror*, from The Times of India group, there is a column on *"Meet the Sexpert"*. Some funnies below:_(Best of sexpert from Dr. Mahinder Wasta of Mumbai Mirror)_*Q: Is it safe if penis is kept in the vagina when sleeping?*A: Usually when the penis returns to flaccid state, it will slide out of the vagina. Even if it does not, be rest assured the vagina will not have it for breakfast.*Q. I am a 36-year-old man. Six months ago I had sex with a housewife. Then, I made as many as 220 strokes in the 40 min of our intercourse. Today, I could only reach 180 in the same time. Please reply. I am worried.*A: You are not a two stroke engine. Further I suggest you take part in the Commonwealth Games since you seem like an athlete. My advice is to enjoy the act and stop counting. Do give a thought to whether you are satisfying your partner or not!*Q: I am a 25-year-old man. My penis is short and small in diameter. When aroused, it's size increases to resemble a ¾ inch dia PVC pipe with a length of 3 inches. I have heard that there are capsules available that help increase the size further. Please advise.*A: As plenty of water can pass through a PVC pipe, similarly more than enough semen can pass out of your penis. Do not compare your pipe with PVC pipe & have pipe dreams.*Q: I have heard that any kind of acidic substance can prevent pregnancy. Can I pour some drops of lemon or orange juice in my girlfriend’s vagina after the intercourse? Will it harm her?*A: Are you a bhel puri vendor? Or the limbu sherbatwalla? Where did you get this weird idea from? There are many other safe and easy methods of birth control. You can consider using a condom.Best of best..*Q: I'm 19 & I'm pregnent how do I tell my parents?*A: 🧐If you can open your legs then why not your mouth!
I'm 50 years old, living in the Thane region. I'm interested in meeting a woman aged between 40 and 90.
