6:15 am Sunday, 9th January, 2022
Just an introduction. This is a story i meant to draw in cartoon form but failed to do so. I Hope you like it. Read on.
01.
: "Welcome, you are just in time, Dr. will be here soon, he is on his hospital rounds."
: "Yes, I am Justin Time. How do you know that?"
: "How do I know what?"
: "That I am Justin Time."
: "Ha ha, well, I know that you are just in time, because you are just in time. I am Nurse Dames Bond. I am Dr. Know's apprentice assistant."
: "Will Dr. Nose take a long time to come?"
: "Ha ha ha, you are so funny, not Dr. Nose. Dr. Know will be here any moment now. You are just in time... Ah, here is Dr. Know."
02.
: "You are lucky you did not have to wait long as you are just in time. i have just finished my rounds. I am Dr. Know.
: "Yes, I am Justin Time. I did not know I was so important, that I did not have to wait long, Dr. No."
: "So you don't know you are impotant? Is that your problem? What's your name?"
: "Dr. No, you just said it."
: "I just said what?"
: "That I am lucky to be Justin Time."
: "Yes, you are lucky to be just in time. Nurse Dames Bond, why is the patient repeating that he is just in time?."
: "Dr. No? I am telling you my name."
03.
: "Yes, tell me your name. Your good name is..? And the purpose of your visit is..?"
: "Good name? I just told you, I am Justin Time. I don't know if it is a good or bad."
: "Nurse Dames Bond, I think we have a serious psychiatric case here. Take down his case. Mister, Nurse Dames Bond will help you fill in the form.
: "And the purpose of my visit is that I have a girl problem. I don't have one."
: "Good. You don't have one."
: "Dr. Know, he said he does not have one... One what? - girl or girl problem?"
: "I think he does not have a girl, he said he has got an impotant problem. That is his problem."
04.
: "Mister can you spell my name?"
: "Yes, Dr. No, 'my name' is spelt M-Y-N-A-M-E."
: "Not 'my name'. I mean my name."
: "But, I just spelt 'my name'."
: "He means spell his name."
: "H-I-S..."
: "No, no, no, you nincompoop. My name is spelt K-N-O-W."
: "No, No, No? That's your name. How can 'my name' is spelt K-N-O-W?"
: "Know is spelt K-N-O-W."
: "How can 'No' begin with 'K'?"
: "'Know' like in 'I know','you know'."
: "You know that I know? That 'my name' can't spelt K-N-O-W?"
05.
: "Dr. Know, there are many patients now. Will you remember me. I am Justin Time."
: "Mister, you will have to wait like everyone else. So what if you are just in time?"
: "So what if I am Justin Time? A while ago you said I was lucky to be Justin Time, now you say, so what if I am Justin Time."
: "Nurse Dames Bond, I would like to make an appointment with Dr. Know. When can that be?"
: "There are many times. When do you want it?"
: "There are many Times? I must meet them."
: "You will have to wait for some time."
06.
: "Dr. says, 'You will have to wait, for Sum Time. Who is Sum Time. I am Justin Time."
: "Yes, I have been waiting for a long time, now he tells me 'You will have to wait for some more time'."
: "You have been waiting for Along Time? Who is Alone Time? So are Sum Mo Time and Sum Time the same?"
: "Mister, you are wasting my time."
: "So you are Way Sting Mai Time, I am Justin Time."
: "I am not wasting anyone's time. I am pissed off."
: "You are not Wai Sting - what? Who did you say you are? Ah yes you are Pist Off, not of interest to me."
07.
: "But doctor, you will have to see me first. I am on time?"
: "No, you are not on time."
: "Dr. Know is denying you your name too? I am Justin Time."
: "What do you mean denying me my name?"
: "He says you are not Onn Time. Now what will you do?"
: "I will have to wait for some time."
: "You too will have to wait for Sum Time, but who is Sum Time. I am Justin Time."
: "So what can I do if you are just in time, Dr. Know says, I am not on time."
: "Yes, he denies my name too. He says 'so what if you are Justin Time'?"
08.
: "Yeah, so what if you are just in time, that is not the case here. I am on time and he says I am not on time."
: "I will try to talk to Dr. Know again."
: "Dr. Know, don't forget me I am Justin Time."
: "Mister, this is the last time you are saying that you are just in time. I will have to call security."
: "Nurse Dames Bond, the rush is over, I am still waiting."
: "Yes, what is your name? And what is the purpose of your visit?"
: "Nurse Dames Bond, you don't remember me? I am Justin Time."
09.
: "Oh, it you again?"
: Dr. Know, during the rush, I came across many Times. I made a list of the Times I met, it was quite a rushed experience."
: "You made a list of the times you met...? Whom did you meet? how many times? Yes, it was quite a rush."
: "The Times I met. Quite a few of them. There was Way Sting Mai Time and there was Sum Time and Alone Time. But I couldn't meet Sum Time and Along Time. And Way Sting Mai Time turned out to be Mr. Pist Off."
: "Yeah, that was a good time you had there. And, I can assure you, there is no one by the name of Gud Time. We will rush your case to the mental hospital as soon as possible."
10.
: "Mister, I am Dr. Know, but I don''t say 'Do Yu Know' is also a Know. Is that right?"
: "No, Dr. No, that is not right. 'Do you no', is not right. It does not make sense."
: "That's just it, Ah, Nurse Dames Bond, you are just in time."
: "She is not Justin Time, I am."
: "There is a message just in, it is for you. It's from a female fan."
: "Thank you Dr. No, that's me. Let me have the message. I am Justin."
: "Now Mister, please mind your own business, you are not just in, you have been in my clinic all morning. And the message is not for you"
: "I am not Justin? But, I am Justin Time."
11.
: "Nurse Dames Bond, he says, he has no girl. Teach him some pickup lines. And Mister, 'I am just in time.' is not a good pickup line."
: "But, then, how will I say who I am?"
: "Tell them anything. I am sure you will think of something. Just don't tell them you are impotant."
: "Don't tell them that I am important? But that is a good pickup line."
: "Mister, not important - impotant. It means you are not capable of pleasing girls."
: "Oh, I did not know that there was anything like impotant, How do I please girls?"
: "Mister, we are not the Lambi Rides dating site. Nurse Dames Bond, call the mental hospital."
12.
: "Nurse Dames Bond, did you call the mental hospital? I think we have a serious case."
: "Yes, Dr. Know, they are here now."
: "Dr No, why have you called the mental hospital?"
: "Where is this mental case Dr. Know?"
: "Ah good, Mr. Security, thank you for coming at your earliest, you are just in time."
: "Hey, Dr. No, I am Justin Time, not him."
: "There you see, I have got a serious case here. He keeps insisting that he is just in time."
: "May be his name is Justin Time."
13.
: "Mister, is your name Justin Time?"
: "Yes, I am Justin Time."
: "Mr. Time, sorry about the inconvenience caused, you should have said your name is Justin Time."
: "Dr. No, I have been trying to tell you that I am Justin Time."
: "There, you are doing it again. Say your name is Justin Time, don't say you are just in time."
: "What's the difference?"
: "The difference is that your name is Justin Time and you are not just in time."
: "My name is Justin Time and I am not Justin Time? Mr. Security, I think the good Dr. needs your service."
14.
: "Mr. Justin Time you are weak at recognizing words."
: "You mean there are many Words too?"
: "What kind of question is that? There are countless words."
: "Countless Words? Not like Times, there are just a few Times, and today I have made this list of them."
: "There are no other Times, there is only you."
: "Then what is this list I have made?"
: "They are phrases using 'time'. I told you, you are weak in recognizing words."
: "If there are countless Words, then how come I haven't met any Words as yet?
15.
: "Dr. Know, Mr. Justin Time, has been through a tough time today. What's to be done about his problem?"
: "He says he is impotent, or is he too mentally challenged?"
: "Dr. No. my problem is that I am shy, I don't know how to ask girls out."
: "Nurse Dames Bond, have you given him the list of pick-up lines?"
: "I st-st-stammer, when I talk to girls. i have read many books and received much advise on dating girls. But that does not help."
: "Now we know what his problem is, he stammers, Mr. Time, stop reading those books and talk to girls like you are talking to us now."
: "It is so difficult gauging how they will react. That is my biggest worry."
16.
: "Don't worry about how they will react, just lead the conversation, and be in control of the situation. is that right Nurse Dames Bond?"
: "Treat her like a princess, praise her, tell her you like everything about her."
: "You mean don't be frank? Lie to her by saying I like everything about her?."
: "You don't have to lie, try to sincerely like everything about her."
: "Yea, I already feel enlightened. I can't wait to get out there and like everything of some girl."
: "Best of luck with your first date, Mr. Time".
17.
: "Thank you, Dr. No. Nurse Dames Bond, can I st-st-start with you?"
: "That's very flattering, but I am not allowed to get involved with the patients."
: "Can, I practice it with you?"
: "Ok, we will have a mock date, you can try it with me, I will help you."
: "Nurse Dames Bond, I li-li-like everything about you. Is that ok?"
: "No, that does not sounds very insincere. Say you like one thing at a time as you notice it."
: "Ok, I li-li-like your dress Nu-nu-nurse Dames Bond."
: "You are st-st-stammering, oh no, it is co-co-contagious. Ha ha ha, you are so funny, i am wearing a uniform, not a dress."
18.
: "So-so-sorry, your uniform. I li-li-like your hair."
: "Thank you, It is about time I visited the beauty palour."
: "Beauty palour? What's that? You are very beautiful Nurse Dames Bond."
: "Oh, that if very romantic, you don't mean it. Call me Dames. Sorry, call me Nurse Dames Bond."
: "I mean it, I like your voice too."
: "You do? I am speechless Mr. Justin Time."
: "Why? because I said that I like your voice? I am sorry about that."
: "Don't be silly, I mean I have no words to say."
: "Nurse Dames Bond, call me Justin. I like you."
19.
: "Thank you. You too are a likable person. You are doing well, you are a real charmer."
: "You mean it? I did not think any girl could like me. I like you."
: "You already said that Justin. I mean Mr. Justin Time."
: "But, Nurse Dames Bond, I really li-li-like you."
: "Well, I am seeing someone else."
: "You are seeing someone else? But you can only see me and Dr. Know."
: "It means I am dating someone else."
: "But, I li-li-like you. I am so sad. I thought you said I am a likable person."
: "Mr. Justin Time, I think you had better go."
20.
: "Why? because I said I really li-li-like you? I said, that I am afraid of what the girls reaction will be."
: "Bye Mr. Justin Time, I think you had better go."
: "How can I mend the situation Nurse Dames Bond. I am sorry I said I li-li-like you."
: "Bye, Mr. Justin Time."
: "Bye, Nurse Dames Bond. Bye Dr. Know."
: "Bye Mr. Time, best of luck on your first date."
: "Can I visit again?"
: "Yes, but only if you have started dating some girls. We can help you further. Let us know how you are faring. Bye."
: "Bye Dames, I never felt better."
21.
: "Phoo, that was close."
: "Ha ha ha, mock date? st-st-stammering is co-co-contagious. Ha ha ha."
: "Very funny! Don't laugh Dr. Know."
: "You had better be careful Nurse Dames Bond. You are seeing someone else? Anyone we know?"
: "No Dr. Know, no one you know."
: "Can you describe this lucky fellow? It is good. You need some time out. You have been working very hard."
: "He is tall, dark and handsome, and very charming."
: "Maybe you should invite him to the clinic so that we can meet him."
