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5 Discreet Sex Positions That Will Mean You Can Hump At Happy Hour

There’s rarely a sexual encounter that requires at least some level of caution when it comes to volume. In trying to control it, however, you realise there’s not much about sex that is innately quiet. The bed bangs against the wall, the mattress and bed frame squeak, even the sound of the moans and groans that come from you and your playmate.

Of course, there’s no shame in the sounds of pleasure, but when it comes to getting frisky in public, it’s best to do the deed discreetly.

This week we are getting horny during Happy Hour, so while you are out hitting the town making the most of the cheap booze with your partner, check out these five discreet sex positions for you to test out when you just need to get it on then and there. Remember you are in a public place so be cautious.

Let’s make happy hour even happier!

Taurus (Standing Doggy)

The giver stands straight, with their feet shoulder-width apart. Their partner stands next to them with their back and bends their body down so that only their buttocks can touch the penetrator's reins. The receiver pulls their hands forward and leans against a wall or sink for support. The giver holds their partner by the waist and does their best to make this sex action an unforgettable experience for both of them.

Wall (Against A Wall)

If you love sex in exciting or unusual places, then put this position on notice and just find something to lean on. The penetrator stands with their back to the wall, placing their legs slightly forward and opens them a little. The receiver moves in with their back to their playmate, leaning slightly forward. Their heels should be located near the giver's heels, and their hands are on the giver's thighs or wall for support. The penetrating partner holds their playmate by their waist and moves their thighs more often and faster. This position is perfect for discreet sex in clubs as you can get away with dropping your pants a little or lifting a dress a short way up.

Frog (Squatting)

The giver squats, leans back a little, puts their arms slightly wider than shoulders and uses them for support. The receiving partner also squats and sits on the penis/strap on; they need to lean slightly forward, propping themselves up with their arms and moving their bum up and down. Since the hands of the couple are busy, the giver can only watch the seductive ass of their partner.

Caliper (Lifting Up)

For this position, both playmates must be trimmed as the penetrator will have to hold their partner in their arms, and the receiver, in turn, will have to make the pelvis movement in the weightless condition. The giver is standing with their feet at shoulder width, arms are straight along the body, and the receiving partner is hugging their partner’s neck with their arms and closes their fingers in a lock. The receiver drives their legs apart and lifts them up, having pulled themselves on their partner. The giver grabs their partner with their hands on the feet, straightens their back and thus holds their playmate, the motions can be made by both parties.

Bench (Sitting)

The giver stations themselves comfortably on a chair or any other surface where they will sit. They will need to open their legs, lean back and lean on their hands. The receiver sits on the partner like on a bench. Their legs are forced together and supporting themselves with their hands on their partner’s thighs and lifting their buttocks. They will lead them both to the peak of joy.

Have you ever had sex in a club? Did you find the perfect discreet spot to get it on? Let us know in the comments below.




Comments

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I'll take all 5 of those , I bet it feels awsome!??

Stuck at the top of a fairestwheel

Somebody take me on the 5 position tour