Tuesday's titillating tickles

afloribama007

I asked my wife why she never blinked during foreplay. She said she didn’t have time.If it was so fast that she couldn’t even blink, can you say it really happened?


My dad only knows masturbation jokes. He says they always cum in handy.That sounds like a sticky situation!



Why does it take 100 million sperm to fertilize one egg? Because they won’t stop to ask directions.That’s what you call stubborn.



What’s the difference between hungry and horny? Where you stick the cucumber.It’s all about satisfying the right need!

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